never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
will always reblog