lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not
lolfactory:

The force is strong with this one☆ tumblr pics
☆ funny stuff

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

image

pureblood

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qawiyaaa:

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

will always reblog

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